Is it weird that I’m really feelin my boobs today?

[x]

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farlanghn:

charalanahzard:

magesmagesmages:

dalestuckies:

i hate seeing people my age who’ve got their life together already like what the fuck

They’re totally just pretending.

Just like I feel crappy whenever I realise I missed out on the ‘wtf am I doing’ part of my life by becoming so career-orientated so young.

*jerk off motion* ._____.

Pick a career at a young age and then fuck around while trying to get your degree. It’s a great way to live your life.

What they did not want you to ever find out is that your generation, the generation born between 1980-1995, actually outnumbers the Baby Boomers. They knew that if you ever turned your eye towards political reform, you could change the world. They tried to keep you sated on vapid television shows and vapid music. They cut off your education and fed you brain candy. They took away your music and gave you Top Ten pop stations. They cut off your art and replaced it with endless reality shows for you to plug into, hoping you would sit quietly by as they ran the world. We as a society are only as strong as our weakest link. Give ‘em hell, kids. 

I’ve never loved a post so much in the history of tumblr

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5/21/13

stardusted:

redbusneedstoleave:

missmurrka:

Boy records interview with his future self in 1992 and has a conversation with himself in 2012

I expected to watch this and shed a nostalgic tear, instead I cried tears of laughter.

i watched this like five times yesterday because its amazing

this is pretty hilarious lmao

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jackoffjill21:

Based on the “You can do it” ending.

Original artist.

(via farlanghn)

stealfsoulja:

Most men write poems and shit for the lady they’re talking to. I write short FUCK stories. Get her wet to start her day off. She’ll thank you for it.

At least she’s being written about lol.

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axsteezy:

I just want to lay in bed all day haha

lovequotesrus:

EVERYTHING LOVE

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simplyadorkable-jae:

grotesquelylovely:

renistyle:

andallthatcas:

let’s all take a moment to appreciate the fact that this guy

has been with us our entire lives

from all that

to good burger

to kenan and kel

and now snl

he has stayed with us from childhood to adulthood

god bless you kenan thompson

 

and hes not strung out on drugs or whoring around yaaay

^^^

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pizzastiel:

i’m really sorry

OMG

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